Redneck Riviera Report Vol.13-07

New products are being researched here on the Redneck Riviera that will change the way some people are fishing. Everyone has heard of the Boga Grip…kind of wimpy don’t you think…yea so did we…

Well here on the Riviera we have come up with what we are calling the “Redneck Riviera Mongo Grip”

This device slides down your line till it goes over the head of the fish you have caught and gives it a paralyzing claw grab that is similar to the grip of an eagle on steroids. A braided rope attaches from the “RRMG” to your waist so that you will become one with your catch. The fish can then be easily put on the stringer without any worry of it escaping.

Here are some more new products to choose from….

Fish Oil Dispensing System
This fish oil dispensing system comes complete with a refillable quart bottle of Menhaden oil, a hanger for backpack wade fisherman or kayaker, metering valve, and hose. An I.V. style drip bag ideal for dispensing menhaden oil to produce a controlled slick. No more looking for the slicks, you will become one.

3rd Bar Chum Bag
Makes an ideal chum dispenser, durable, washable vinyl construction. Just add your old bait or fish parts. It will strap right to your waist to bring the big ones in really close so you don’t have to wade out to the 3rd bar anymore.

And now for a public service announcement…. There have been reports of coyotes at the beach since spring break. Lots of burgers and fries have brought out the coyotes and something had to be done. I was asked to set snares on the beach to get rid of some of the vermin…the only problem is sometimes they are catching beach goers. If you do get caught in one of the snares just stay calm like this young lady is doing…otherwise you might in up with one heck of a wedge-e.

This is what can happen if you struggle in the snare. This one had to be surgically removed.

There are still lots of Spanish macs so come on down and get yourself a mess of them.

That is all we know at this time.... this is your "WhoDaMan" reporter on the Redneck Riviera bringing you another almost live...with an auto balanced and resized digital color report.
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