Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Redneck Riviera Report Vol.14-07

It is not all fishing here on the Redneck Riviera. Here is a report on a gun that I helped develop since I have been here on the Riviera.


Features:
49 3/8” match grade fluted barrel
Heavy duty oyster-shell muzzle brake
Detachable box magazine
Available in 14.5mm or 20mm calibers
Unatanium firing pin
At least a 3 mile range
Optional weights and configurations
Huge amounts of fun
Pretty low recoil

Tony Shootsalot, who also took part in designing the Dovebuster combat shotgun, helped me designed this rifle. Initial development was under the Shootemup name, and later the Masterblaster Division of the RRGBFG Group, a major Redneck Riviera arms manufacturer, purchased all rights for this design. In 2007 the Redneck Riviera National Defense Forces adopted this weapon and began to purchase it in some numbers. It is also offered for limited export sales. Anti-hog work is by no means a primary task for this huge rifle. It is designed to take the place of cruse missiles in some cases.

Well it is almost Easter and all the members of the Redneck Riviera Easter Egg Bikini Wearers Association or RREABWA for short are getting their lawns ready for the annual RREABWA Gala.



I must say their costumes are really colorful. The gals have really gone all out this year.

With a 3-day weekend I hope to have a fish report for yall next week.

That is all we know at this time.... this is your "WhoDaMan" reporter on the Redneck Riviera bringing you another almost live...with an auto balanced and resized digital color report.
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