Redneck Riviera Report Vol. 17-07

The wind was up as usual and I didn’t really feel like taking the boat out so I went down to the beach. I met up with Tucker “Da Trucker”. Tucker believes like I do that something is always biting somewhere. We managed to find a school of reds holding in the second gut and decided to really spank them. Tucker has a BBQ pit so we cooked the reds...packaged the meat with some rice and put it in the ice chest. That way no one knew exactly how many fish we had…so we weren’t over the limit if we got checked.

We weren’t the only ones fishing that day. We came across these gals and they said they haven’t had any luck catching anything but catfish.

To me it looked like they caught a tan. I told them they should be wearing sunglasses cuz it is plenty bright down here and gave them some.
We stopped at Packery Channel on the way back and boy was there a lot of bait.
Just so you know how smart some of these gals are…here they are using the reflective properties of the jetty rocks to tan on both sides at once…

There is a new offshore boat at the dock and it looks like they will beat most of the other boats to the happy fishing grounds…will give a report later.

If the wind slows down I will try to get out this weekend and get a few more fish pictures.

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Redneck Riviera Report Vol. 16-07

Here on the Redneck Riviera we have some strange creatures. One of the first I discovered was the "Spider Crab"

Just this past weekend I caught another one of the stranger crabs...a "Calico Crab".

Here is a local that has caught some of the smaller species "Sabertooth Crotch Cricket Crab's" (or SCCC's for short) and is trying to wash them out of her hair.

"I HAVE CRABS"----might mean something different on the Redneck Riviera

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Redneck Riviera Report Vol.12-07

A good time was had by all at the HLR. It was cowboys and Indians at the rodeo.

There were plenty of refreshments and food served in copious quantities.

ZZ Top put on as good a show as you would want to watch.

They even did a tribute to Johnny Cash with “Ring of Fire”

At the end of the show there were lots of fireworks and they drove off in a convertible.

The "WhoDaMan" is back from Houston and reports that large amounts of fish have returned in my absence.

Hookers----means something different on the Redneck Riviera


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Redneck Riviera Report Vol.14-07

It is not all fishing here on the Redneck Riviera. Here is a report on a gun that I helped develop since I have been here on the Riviera.

Features:
49 3/8” match grade fluted barrel
Heavy duty oyster-shell muzzle brake
Detachable box magazine
Available in 14.5mm or 20mm calibers
Unatanium firing pin
At least a 3 mile range
Optional weights and configurations
Huge amounts of fun
Pretty low recoil

Tony Shootsalot, who also took part in designing the Dovebuster combat shotgun, helped me designed this rifle. Initial development was under the Shootemup name, and later the Masterblaster Division of the RRGBFG Group, a major Redneck Riviera arms manufacturer, purchased all rights for this design. In 2007 the Redneck Riviera National Defense Forces adopted this weapon and began to purchase it in some numbers. It is also offered for limited export sales. Anti-hog work is by no means a primary task for this huge rifle. It is designed to take the place of cruse missiles in some cases.

Well it is almost Easter and all the members of the Redneck Riviera Easter Egg Bikini Wearers Association or RREABWA for short are getting their lawns ready for the annual RREABWA Gala.

I must say their costumes are really colorful. The gals have really gone all out this year.

With a 3-day weekend I hope to have a fish report for yall next week.

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Redneck Riviera Report Vol.15-07

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Belgium to impose tax on barbequing to fight global warming
12:27

03/ 04/ 2007

BRUSSELS, April 3 (RIA Novosti) - The government of Belgium's French-speaking region of Wallonia, which has a population of about 4 million, has approved a tax on barbequing, local media reported.
Experts said that between 50 and 100 grams of CO2, a so-called greenhouse gas, is emitted during barbequing. Beginning June 2007, residents of Wallonia will have to pay 20 euros for a grilling session.
The local authorities plan to monitor compliance with the new tax legislation from helicopters, whose thermal sensors will detect burning grills.
Scientists believe CO2 emissions are a major cause of global warming.

The Redneck Riviera BBQ'rs or RRBBQ'RS for short are calling Bullsh*t and are rallying to help the poor BASTARDO'S OF BELGIUM. The BBQ fires have been lit.

We will rally and BBQ everything we can get a hold of including road kill if necessary and send it to the masses. It might mean deforesting the old growth mesquites but we will do what is necessary to help the oppressed in Belgium. Boat captains and crews are ready to transport the BBQ into Belgium as the first round of brisket has just been completed.

We will update you as soon as any new developments occur.

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